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question:Create a bullet list of loot and equipment (including brand name, description, effects, and type) for a lighthearted diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a urban fantasy setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers that simultaneously function as both armor and apparel are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading' is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing, either; many of them are so thick they can double as blankets, pillows, even mattresses! Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly frequent Loaders fail automatically. A diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot, diapers can be layered over a full one; layering provides an additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. Example: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare item, Large Diaper Armor): *300 lbs Load capacity, +4 to AC, movement speed reduced by 15 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when equipped (when hit by an attack to the behind, a thick cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical area of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscured for 1 round. This trait recharges after using an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "The four huge tapes used to secure this mattress-sized pamper around someone are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as a shortsword." Example 2: **Hot Heavy-Duty Huggies** (Uncommon item, Medium Diaper Armor): *80 lbs. Load capacity, +2 AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, wearer and allies within 20 feet gain resistance to cold damage (increases to 30 feet when 40 lbs. Loaded or more), wearer's melee attacks deal an extra 1d4 fire damage, wearer has disadvantage on Constitution saving throws against pooping.* "This flame-branded pamp radiates a constant magical heat so potent it can be felt from several feet away, as if it were full of molten... something or other."
answer:- **Mystical MegaWaddle Premiums** (Legendary item, Gargantuan Diaper Armor): *500 lbs Load capacity, +6 to AC, movement speed reduced by 20 feet, grants wearer advantage on Intimidation checks due to sheer size, wearer gains the "Gravity Cushion" passive trait (can fall from any height and land on their bottom without taking damage, any enemies directly underneath take 2d12 bludgeoning damage).* "Adorned with runes of protection and comfort, this humongous babyish behemoth turns its wearer into a walking fortress. Lore has it that resting on its plush comfiness feels like slumbering on a cloud." - **Sneaky Stealth Snugglers** (Very rare item, Small Diaper Armor): *100 lbs Load capacity, +3 to AC, no speed reduction, wearer gains the ability to cast *Invisibility* on self once per day, wearer has advantage on Stealth checks.* "Infused with shadowsilk threads, this slim-fit nappy enhances furtive movements. Enemies will never hear the crinkle coming." - **Ultra Absorbent Aqua-Tots** (Uncommon item, Medium Diaper Armor): *85 lbs Load capacity, +2 AC, movement speed reduced by 5 feet when on dry land, normal speed in water, wearer gains the ability to breathe underwater and swim speed equal to walking speed.* "Designed with aquatic adventurers in mind, this marshmallowy marvel can soak up an ocean of adventures." - **Presto-Puff Quick Change Pantaloons** (Rare item, Large Diaper Apparel): *250 lbs Load capacity, +2 AC, normal speed, attacks to the behind of the wearer deal 1d8 less damage, equipped with a magical tape that allows for a quick change action without assistance, wearer gains bonus action to self-change once per short rest.* "A blend of convenience and capacity, these innovative undergarments come with a patented pull-string tape for those moments when you need a swift strategic retreat." - **Bulky Bard's Ballad Bottoms** (Rare item, Medium Diaper Armor): *150 lbs Load capacity, +3 to AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, wearer gains +2 bonus to Performance and Persuasion checks, wearer's musical abilities cause involuntary 'Loading' in enemies within earshot on failed Wisdom saving throws.* "Enchanted with the essence of epic tales, these lyrical loungers resonate with the rhythm of the realms." - **Enchanted Expando-Pants** (Uncommon item, Variable Diaper Armor): *Starts with 50 lbs Load capacity, +1 to AC, no speed reduction, wearer can cast *Enlarge* to double the capacity and AC bonus once per long rest, but results in a speed reduction of 10 feet when enlarged.* "These quirky stretchable shorts weave magic that grows both the garment and its protective prowess." - **Fluffernutter Featherweights** (Common item, Small Diaper Apparel): *30 lbs Load capacity, +1 AC, no speed reduction, wearer gains advantage on Acrobatics checks, extremely lightweight material provides ease of movement.* "For the agile adventurer who leaps before they look, these buoyant briefs provide peach-like padding without the pulldown." - **Giga-Gladiator Gussets** (Epic item, Extra Large Diaper Armor): *350 lbs Load capacity, +5 to AC, movement speed reduced by 15 feet, wearer gains resistance to slashing and piercing damage, attacks to the behind regenerate 1d6 Load capacity per successful hit.* "Forged in the forges of farcical fighters, this colossal clout offers the ultimate in both defense and deterrence." - **Lunaris Nighttime Nappies** (Very rare item, Large Diaper Apparel): *200 lbs Load capacity, +3 AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, wearer gains darkvision, and allies within 10 feet gain a bonus to saves against Fear effects during nighttime.* "Crafted under a crescent moon, these dreamy diapers allow you to navigate the shadows and console companions with calming coos." - **Bright Breeze Breech-Cloths** (Uncommon item, Small Diaper Apparel): *60 lbs Load capacity, +2 AC, wearer gains a movement speed increase of 5 feet, if the wearer sends at least one round 'Loading', they emit a pleasant scent granting allies within 10 feet advantage on saving throws against Poison and Disease.* "These airy underoos are infused with the lightest zephyrs and sweetest essences, ensuring a quick step and a quicker relief." Please note that this list is created for a humorous and highly specific homebrew setting in Dungeons & Dragons, and is not representative of typical gameplay or equipment!
question:Expand on the Mystical MegaWaddle Premiums some more.
answer:**Mystical MegaWaddle Premiums** *Item Category*: Legendary Gargantuan Diaper Armor **Description**: Fashioned by the most secretive circle of the Comfort Enchanters Guild, the Mystical MegaWaddle Premiums are the pinnacle of protective padding. This diaper armor is crafted from extraordinary materials: the outer shell a blend of drake-hide and moon-thread, embossed with gold-threaded runes that softly glow in the presence of danger. The inner lining features a cloud-soft fabric woven from the fluff of the rarest sky sheep, ensuring unparalleled comfort. The MegaWaddle Premiums are as much a status symbol as they are a bulwark against harm. **Effects**: - **Load Capacity**: Empowered with an enduring enlargement enchantment, this diaper can hold a mind-boggling 500 pounds of 'Loading' before reaching capacity. - **Armor Class**: Grants a robust +6 bonus to AC, transforming even the squishiest wizard into a veritable tank on the field of battle. The magic woven into its very fibers toughens it against piercing, slashing, and crushing blows. - **Movement**: Its size does come with a significant drawback, reducing the wearer's movement speed by 20 feet due to the colossal cushioning. Yet, for those draped in it, the safety often outweighs the sluggishness. - **Intimidation Advantage**: The sizable silhouette bestowed upon the wearer often shakes foes to their core, giving the user advantage on Intimidation checks as enemies quail before their diapered dominance. - **Gravity Cushion**: A feature favored by daring high-fliers and cliff divers, the wearer can plummet from any elevation and land squarely on their diapered derriere without injury—their cushioned impact dealing 2d12 bludgeoning damage to any unfortunate enough to be directly below. - **Passive Traits**: - **Arcane Absorption**: The glyphs adorning the MegaWaddle Premiums are not merely for show. They siphon off a portion of spell energy directed at the wearer, fueling the diaper's internal magics to reinforce its spells of grandeur and gravitas. - **Size of Might**: While fully 'Loaded,' the girth of the diaper unlocks ancient glyphs that may offer the wearer temporary increases in strength or the ability to perform feats of ground-shaking force. **Appearance**: The MegaWaddle Premiums are a spectacle to behold, bedecked with stunning embroidery and shimmering embellishments. Four humongous, gleaming clasps hold the armor in place, resembling ornate bucklers. An immense safety pin, wrought of pure silver and large enough to be wielded as a weapon, pierces the diaper's front, completing the grand ensemble. **Usage**: Donning the Mystical MegaWaddle Premiums is a ritual in itself. It requires assistance from at least two other individuals, who must perform a ceremonial chant while securing the garment to activate its protective magics fully. Once equipped, it is said that the wearer feels an immediate surge of confidence and a reassuring weight that syncs with their center of gravity, anchoring them firmly to the ground they defend. **Cultural Significance**: In a realm where diaper armor dictates station and the ability to 'Load' without hindrance is a sign of might, the MegaWaddle Premiums are the crowning achievement for the unapologetic aristocrat or the paragon of power on the battlefield. It is rumored that heroes who have donned this epic attire are revered not just for their strength but for their willingness to carry the literal and figurative weight of their status.
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